One girl to another: Hey look a One Eyed Spitting Snake!
The other Girl: Reminds me of when I was a little Girl.
Other Girl : Why?
Girl: Daddy Had one just like it!
Other Girl: Really and did it hang on a tree also?
The other Girl: Reminds me of when I was a little Girl.
Other Girl : Why?
Girl: Daddy Had one just like it!
Other Girl: Really and did it hang on a tree also?
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