I met a girl at a party the other night. One thing led to another and before
I knew it, I was having sex with her. I wondered what kind of birth control
she was using. It was foam. By the time I found out, I looked like a mad
dog.
I knew it, I was having sex with her. I wondered what kind of birth control
she was using. It was foam. By the time I found out, I looked like a mad
dog.
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