A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his
shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*." The little girl
starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day the boy and the girl are playing together again. Once again the
boy points to his private parts and says, "*I* have one of these and you
*don't*." But the little girl just keeps on playing.
"How come you're not crying today," asks the boy.
"My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with
one of *these*, I can get as many of *those* as I want."
shorts and says, "*I* have one of these and you *don't*." The little girl
starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother.
The next day the boy and the girl are playing together again. Once again the
boy points to his private parts and says, "*I* have one of these and you
*don't*." But the little girl just keeps on playing.
"How come you're not crying today," asks the boy.
"My mother told me," says the little girl, pulling up her dress, "that with
one of *these*, I can get as many of *those* as I want."
Related:
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the window and says to her
"I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me.
The little girl says "No, I not getting in the car.... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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little girl to little boy
Why?" little boy: "'cause I shit in mine!... - Kids Say the Darndest Things
(Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes)
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.... - A preacher walking down the sidewalk sees a little boy playing
with a a little bottle of turpintine.
The preacher says "Well, hello there son, what have you got there?... - A wish for Christmas
It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall
in his big holiday setup.
He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas.... - Paybacks Are a Bitch
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk
pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
