If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us.
- Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?...
- understanding God
A man trying to understand the nature of God and asked him
God, how long is a million years to you?" God answered...
- Question For God
A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?...
- PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC
ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
.. and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick....
- KFC and the Pope
After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried
Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'....
- Q: If a man with a million dollars is a millionaire, what is a woman with
a million dollars?
- YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM
1. Enter your social security numbe
___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last year?...
- Letters to God from children"
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
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