"Mommy, mommy, I don't WANT to go to Europe!"
"Shut up and keep swimming..."
"Shut up and keep swimming..."
Related:
- quot;Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!"
"Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
"... - quot;Mommy, mommy,
I hate running around in the same circles!"... - quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?" "... - quot;Shut up,
or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor!"... - quot;Oh, Sir," she protested, "keep away from me.
I haven't got my brackets on."... - quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like."
"They will when I get finished!"... - quot;i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal,
but homologous."... - quot;Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man.
"I thought you rolled them on."... - quot;ArcSinh!"
she gasped...
From the same category:
- Unknown
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he
found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper
in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is... - PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE
I’m doing a dangerous thing.
I’m spending tonight outdoors alone. Ah...a fire... - I married a nun; nun in the morning;
nun at night..... - A fate worse than death:
To be married... - hard as nails
A high school student spent most of his afternoon in the basement mixing
chemicals.
One day his father went down to find his son surrounded...
