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  You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill....
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• If You Want A Guarantee, Buy A Toaster!
• A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how hard it was to get any sleep.
  I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled....
• Funny Froggie Story A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
  He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Unknown After the Cowboys slaughtered Buffalo in the Superbowl, they threw a huge victory celebration featuring BBQ'd Buffalo burgers, in true Texas fashion.
  Coincidentally, no one has seen any member of the Bills since the festivities....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
  Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base....