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• A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
  What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want a $...
• Can you believe it??? George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already they have his wife's picture on the dollar bill!
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• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
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• So this Gorilla walks up to a dairy bar and says, "I'd like a vanilla milk shake, please.
  The man at the counter makes one and gives it to him, the gorilla puts a ten dollar bill on the counter....
• Q:" How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill....
• How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill....