A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how hard
it was to get any sleep. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by
a drunk chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled.
"That's terrible," the friend said." How'd you ever get any sleep?"
"At five o'clock I finally unlocked the door and let her out," the gambler
laughed.
it was to get any sleep. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by
a drunk chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled.
"That's terrible," the friend said." How'd you ever get any sleep?"
"At five o'clock I finally unlocked the door and let her out," the gambler
laughed.
Related:
- Caught In A Storm...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy
Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - Straight Out Of The Eighties...
This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of
being children of the eighties
or listened to music on a regular basis. If you were... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<
if you have to ask get out of the way- ... - A friend of mine, Doug, finally managed to get this girl he liked out on a
date
They went to a movie. On the way home from the movie... - Time For A New Clock
When I was still a newlywed, I was invited out for a night with "the boys
Being naive about these things at the time, I promised... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt...
