Area 51... You've All Heard Of The Air Force's Ultrahigh Security, Super Secret Base In New Mexico, Known Simply As "Area 51?

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Area 51...
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in
New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?"
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very
surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately
impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted
the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a
full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the
By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost
and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
"you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the
rest of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on
such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna
showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane. Only this time
there were two people in the plane!
The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife
is in the plane and YOU tell her where I was last night!"