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• Unknown An avid golfer and his wife are playing the course.
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• Unknown "How'd the golf game go today, dear? Did you win?
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• God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St.
  Peter teed his ball up and hit it. It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway....
• Three Essentials of Middle Age: When I turned 50, I discovered three essential facts of middle age
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• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....