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• Unknown GOLF: A game primarily comprised of hitting a ball into sand and then trying to hit it back out again.
  (Variation: involves hitting the ball into a clump of trees or a body of water....
• A man was golfing, and everything was going the usual way for his game, when he came to the 16th hole and had a hole in one!
  As he reached in the hole to get his ball, out came a genie....
• Unknown "How'd the golf game go today, dear? Did you win?
  "No, but I got a lot of practice. I got to hit the ball more than anyone else!...
• Three Essentials of Middle Age: When I turned 50, I discovered three essential facts of middle age
  periodontia, bifocals, and golf. GOLF? DID SHE SAY GOLF?...
• PAR FOR THE MAIN COURSE I’m doing a dangerous thing.
  ... I’m spending tonight outdoors alone. Ah.....
• SPOKE NOW, OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PACE Sometimes, when I’m scouting up ahead for The March, I discover more than I wanted to know.
  My job: to burden you with this information, so we all come away from The March with a surplus of wit & wisdom....
• Unknown A golfer named Jones was twenty minutes late at the fourth tee one Sunday morning, and the other three members of the regular foursome were almost ready to drive off without him.
  "I agreed with my wife," explained Jones, "that this Sunday I'd toss a coin to see whether I played golf or go to church....
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....