New York Giants Excuses 10. Win or lose, New York fans are still going to give you the finger.

New York Giants Excuses

10. Win or lose, New York fans are still going to give you the
finger.
9. Eyes weepy and red from viewing Titanic.
8. Shouldn't have replaced bucket of Gatorade with keg of Coors
Light.
7. Team's starting quarterback: Angela Landsbury.
6. Misheard chants of "Go Team" as "Go blow a nine-point lead with
a minute and a half to go."
5. Spent halftime watching those flickering Japanese cartoons.
4. More fun to stay home and enjoy those awesome Super Bowl
commercials.
3. Because of typo, spent week before game practicing foosball.
2. Wanted to prove that Latrell Spreewell isn't the only one who
chokes.
1. Footballs is slippery.


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