10. Get on city bus. Ride to end of line. Change buses. Repeat.<BR>
9. Bide my time 'til I'm 90; then marry Anna Nicole Smith.<BR>
8. Lead the New York Jets to a string of last-place finishes.<BR>
7. Go around helping Ed McMahon deliver those giant checks.<BR>
6. Take my old Spiderman suit out of mothballs; do my dangdest to
catch the real killers!<BR>
5. Stop getting speeding tickets in Connecticut; start getting
speeding tickets in Florida.<BR>
4. Write scathing expose of that ruthless Paul Shaffer guy.<BR>
3. Drive cross-country with Richard Simmons.<BR>
2. Break into house of the woman who breaks into my house. <BR>
1. Caddy for the Juice.<BR>
