Ways Saddam Hussein Can Improve His Image
10. Three words: adopt a kitty.
9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World: Baghdad.
8. Instead of using terrorism to get his way, try saying "please."
7. Auction off his mustache on QVC. *
6. Start marketing adorable Tickle Me Saddam doll. *
5. Replace military beret with one of those hats with two beer cans
attached to it.
4. Star in a new situation comedy Dharma and Greg and Saddam.
3. Do one of those cute milk mustache ads.
2. Deliver military orders with a sock puppet -- pretend he's the
crazy one. *
1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld. *
10. Three words: adopt a kitty.
9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World: Baghdad.
8. Instead of using terrorism to get his way, try saying "please."
7. Auction off his mustache on QVC.
6. Start marketing adorable Tickle Me Saddam doll.
5. Replace military beret with one of those hats with two beer cans
attached to it.
4. Star in a new situation comedy Dharma and Greg and Saddam.
3. Do one of those cute milk mustache ads.
2. Deliver military orders with a sock puppet -- pretend he's the
crazy one.
1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld.
MERCURY COMMUNICATIONS GROUP, INC.
10. Three words: adopt a kitty.
9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World: Baghdad.
8. Instead of using terrorism to get his way, try saying "please."
7. Auction off his mustache on QVC. *
6. Start marketing adorable Tickle Me Saddam doll. *
5. Replace military beret with one of those hats with two beer cans
attached to it.
4. Star in a new situation comedy Dharma and Greg and Saddam.
3. Do one of those cute milk mustache ads.
2. Deliver military orders with a sock puppet -- pretend he's the
crazy one. *
1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld. *
10. Three words: adopt a kitty.
9. Join the cast of MTV's The Real World: Baghdad.
8. Instead of using terrorism to get his way, try saying "please."
7. Auction off his mustache on QVC.
6. Start marketing adorable Tickle Me Saddam doll.
5. Replace military beret with one of those hats with two beer cans
attached to it.
4. Star in a new situation comedy Dharma and Greg and Saddam.
3. Do one of those cute milk mustache ads.
2. Deliver military orders with a sock puppet -- pretend he's the
crazy one.
1. Change last name to Hus-Seinfeld.
MERCURY COMMUNICATIONS GROUP, INC.
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