10. Every week, mom leaves at least one of us at the racetrack.
9. Parents haven't even named three of us.
8. Even in new family van, someone has to ride the glove
compartment.
7. More dirty laundry than the Clintons.
6. Six fish sticks per box, so one of us always get screwed.
5. U.N. made too many concessions in deal with Saddam.
4. At dinnertimer, parents just throw raw beef into the crib
and run.
3. Smart-alek babysitter who ask, "Which one of you is Sneezy?"
2. When dad's in a hurry and puts four of us in the same diaper.
1. Birthday presents marked "To whom it may concern."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
