things that could go wrong during the live season premier of "ER"
10. Kevorkian shows up. Wants to "help."
9. Cast of Chicago Hope invades the set, armed with scalpels and bone
saws.
8. During emotional birth scene, head pops off baby.
7. Anthony Edwards has a Revenge of the Nerds flashback and goes on
impromptu panty raid around the ICU.
6. Every time the camera focuses on Clooney, he waves.
5. "Burrito Night" at the pre-show buffet.
4. Camera accidentally shows the orange crate upon which 4' 2"
Clooney is perched.
3. Clooney keeps calling Anthony Edwards "Robin."
2. Dead guy sneezes.
and....
1. Clooney has a Batman flashback and beats a patient to death.
10. Kevorkian shows up. Wants to "help."
9. Cast of Chicago Hope invades the set, armed with scalpels and bone
saws.
8. During emotional birth scene, head pops off baby.
7. Anthony Edwards has a Revenge of the Nerds flashback and goes on
impromptu panty raid around the ICU.
6. Every time the camera focuses on Clooney, he waves.
5. "Burrito Night" at the pre-show buffet.
4. Camera accidentally shows the orange crate upon which 4' 2"
Clooney is perched.
3. Clooney keeps calling Anthony Edwards "Robin."
2. Dead guy sneezes.
and....
1. Clooney has a Batman flashback and beats a patient to death.
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