Top Ten Surprises In The New Batman Movie
10. Batman keeps calling Robin "One fruity lookin' bast***"
9. Terrifying new villain: Rodman *
8. The Batcave is closed due to worries about Radon
7. Film contains a surprising amount of Irish step dancing
6. Halfway through the movie, Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer show
up and beat the crap out of George Clooney
5. Batman almost dies after flying into a bug-zapper
4. Three words: anatomically correct batsuit
3. Batmobile clearly a Geo Metro with cardboard fins
2. Batgirl's torrid love scene with Ellen Degeneres
1. Bat signal replaced by "Hooters" logo
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Batman keeps calling Robin "One fruity lookin' bast***"
9. Terrifying new villain: Rodman *
8. The Batcave is closed due to worries about Radon
7. Film contains a surprising amount of Irish step dancing
6. Halfway through the movie, Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer show
up and beat the crap out of George Clooney
5. Batman almost dies after flying into a bug-zapper
4. Three words: anatomically correct batsuit
3. Batmobile clearly a Geo Metro with cardboard fins
2. Batgirl's torrid love scene with Ellen Degeneres
1. Bat signal replaced by "Hooters" logo
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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