10. After dramatic entrance at scene of crime, having to convince
everyone he's not a professional wrestler.
9. When you can see the outline of his underwear through the Bat suit.
8. Punks who gather around and smart off while he's getting gas for
the Batmobile.
7. Nuclear power source for utility belt has rendered him sterile.
6. When really stupid people shout out, "Hey! Where's Tonto!"
5. When dry cleaner accidentally switches Bat suit and San Diego
Chicken costume.
4. When an episode focuses way too much on Jake. (Oh, I'm sorry.
That's one of the pet peeves of the "Fatman.")
3. Seeing Alfred the butler talking to Albert Goldman.
2. The way any two-bit moron with a flashlight and a piece of cardboard
can summon him at night.
1. When people call him "The Batman." It's just "Batman," damn it!
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
