Things Overheard at the MTV Video Music Awards
10. "Five minutes till show time -- we'd better thaw out Keith
Richards"
9. "I don't care what you're formerly known as -- just park my
da** car"
8. "Oh my God -- Coolio's hair just strangled an usher!"
7. "Radiohead couldn't make it. Here to accept on his behalf
is his brother, Toaster-Oven-Head"
6. "I just saw Nine Inch Nails in the dressing room. It's more
like Four Inch Nails"
5. "I thought the Chemical Brothers were Christian Slater and
Robert Downey Jr."
4. "Jakob Dylan? Any relation to Matt Dillon?"
3. "You little girls aren't allowed backstage -- oh, sorry,
Hanson" *
2. "Hey everybody -- let's beat up those snotty little bast****
from 'The Real World'"
1. "And the award for Puffiest New Artist goes to...Puff Daddy!"
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. "Five minutes till show time -- we'd better thaw out Keith
Richards"
9. "I don't care what you're formerly known as -- just park my
da** car"
8. "Oh my God -- Coolio's hair just strangled an usher!"
7. "Radiohead couldn't make it. Here to accept on his behalf
is his brother, Toaster-Oven-Head"
6. "I just saw Nine Inch Nails in the dressing room. It's more
like Four Inch Nails"
5. "I thought the Chemical Brothers were Christian Slater and
Robert Downey Jr."
4. "Jakob Dylan? Any relation to Matt Dillon?"
3. "You little girls aren't allowed backstage -- oh, sorry,
Hanson" *
2. "Hey everybody -- let's beat up those snotty little bast****
from 'The Real World'"
1. "And the award for Puffiest New Artist goes to...Puff Daddy!"
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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