Top Ten Things Overheard During Bob Dole's Visit to New York City
10. "I've loved New York ever since I helped buy it from the Indians"
9. "Uh, Senator Dole? If you insist on feeding all the pigeons, we'll
be here for a month"
8. "I'm not stealing his watch. I'm taking his pulse"
7. "It's a $1,000 a plate dinner and all we get are strained vegetables?"
6. "I didn't know hookers gave a senior citizen discount"
5. "In your honor we've hooked up the Statue of Liberty's torch to
a Clapper" *
4. "The ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt? I'm sorry -- you must be looking
for the Clinton fundraiser across town"
3. "Wow! Howard Stern just got Bob Dole to kiss another guy!"
2. "I may no longer be a senator, but rest assured I'm still a cranky
old bast&*%!"
1. "Forget the chalk body outline...he's just taking a nap"
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