Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of the Miss Teen USA Pageant
10. Use interview portion to plug your phone-sex line
9. Your "evening gown" is made from aluminum foil and duct tape
8. Get caught stuffing swimsuit with Stridex Medicated Pads
7. Your sash reads "crazed loner" *
6. Refuse private interview in hotel room of judge Bill Clinton
5. Your talent: making a really bit****' fake ID
4. When asked your goal in life, you answer, "To become the next
Mrs. Larry King"
3. Confess you're actually one of the brothers from Hanson
2. When other contestants talk about ending world hunger, you
yell, "What a load of crap"
1. You're packin' heat
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Use interview portion to plug your phone-sex line
9. Your "evening gown" is made from aluminum foil and duct tape
8. Get caught stuffing swimsuit with Stridex Medicated Pads
7. Your sash reads "crazed loner" *
6. Refuse private interview in hotel room of judge Bill Clinton
5. Your talent: making a really bit****' fake ID
4. When asked your goal in life, you answer, "To become the next
Mrs. Larry King"
3. Confess you're actually one of the brothers from Hanson
2. When other contestants talk about ending world hunger, you
yell, "What a load of crap"
1. You're packin' heat
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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