Good Things About Performing a Concert for the Pope
10. Post-show party at Vatican City Hooters
9. "You suck" doesn't sound nearly as bad in Latin
8. If he likes the show, he'll let you break three commandments of
your choice
7. Pope always a good sport about getting hit in the head with a
beach ball
6. Cool to see bishops show up in full KISS makeup *
5. Standing ovation when you tear up picture of Sinead O'Connor
4. Unlike Dalai Lama, Pope doesn't get impatient during long drum
solos
3. Get to see first hand why they call him "the stage-diving
Pontiff"
2. You don't exactly have to compete with him for groupies
1. Half the crowd is loopy on incense
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Post-show party at Vatican City Hooters
9. "You suck" doesn't sound nearly as bad in Latin
8. If he likes the show, he'll let you break three commandments of
your choice
7. Pope always a good sport about getting hit in the head with a
beach ball
6. Cool to see bishops show up in full KISS makeup *
5. Standing ovation when you tear up picture of Sinead O'Connor
4. Unlike Dalai Lama, Pope doesn't get impatient during long drum
solos
3. Get to see first hand why they call him "the stage-diving
Pontiff"
2. You don't exactly have to compete with him for groupies
1. Half the crowd is loopy on incense
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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