Other Ways to Liven Up the Miss America Pageant 10.

Other Ways to Liven Up the Miss America Pageant

10. Each contestant must spend a night baby-sitting at the Kennedys'
9. Miss Louisiana: Richard Simmons!
8. Five finalists wrestle over a single tube of cookie dough
7. Four words: Australian rules swimsuit competition
6. Whoever bites off the most ears wins
5. Tie-breaking question: "If you had to kill one of the other 49,
who would it be and why?"
4. Winner chosen by a blindfolded monkey with a slingshot *
3. Forget the talent competition -- let's see those babes slice
some meat!
2. After Miss Florida's speech on the environment, host says,
"What a load of crap!"
1. Disqualify anyone who hasn't posed for Penthouse


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