Signs Your New College Roommate is Nuts
10. Walks around campus wearing nothing but a spiral notebook
9. He orders Big Macs with extra condoms
8. Whenever you put up a college pennant, he takes it down and
eats it
7. Keeps reminiscing about the time he was married to Larry
King for a semester
6. His personal web site: www.killmyroommate.com *
5. He keeps cutting the eyes out of your Hanson poster
4. Claims to be majoring in something called "gettin' some"
3. His GPA's lower than his blood alcohol level
2. He says he wants to sleep on top, but you don't have bunk beds
1. Has his S.A.T. scores tattooed on his forehead
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10. Walks around campus wearing nothing but a spiral notebook
9. He orders Big Macs with extra condoms
8. Whenever you put up a college pennant, he takes it down and
eats it
7. Keeps reminiscing about the time he was married to Larry
King for a semester
6. His personal web site: www.killmyroommate.com *
5. He keeps cutting the eyes out of your Hanson poster
4. Claims to be majoring in something called "gettin' some"
3. His GPA's lower than his blood alcohol level
2. He says he wants to sleep on top, but you don't have bunk beds
1. Has his S.A.T. scores tattooed on his forehead
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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