Barry Switzer Excuses
10. Loopy from bad crack supplied by Michael Irvin
9. Took the phrase "shotgun offense" a little too seriously
8. If overhead baggage shifts during flight, you've got to be ready
to defend yourself.
7. Just traded in his frequent flyer miles for a shiny Smith and
Wesson
6. Working on his new "gangsta rap" identity, "Snoop Switzy Switz" *
5. Needed a way to fend off thousands of Barry Switzer groupies
4. "Wanted to shoot me some a' them crazy Russkies from `Air Force
One'"
3. Promoting a new slogan, "NFL action -- it's guntastic!"
2. Wanted to get in the papers, but couldn't find a hooker
1. Cowboys need guns, da** it
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Loopy from bad crack supplied by Michael Irvin
9. Took the phrase "shotgun offense" a little too seriously
8. If overhead baggage shifts during flight, you've got to be ready
to defend yourself.
7. Just traded in his frequent flyer miles for a shiny Smith and
Wesson
6. Working on his new "gangsta rap" identity, "Snoop Switzy Switz" *
5. Needed a way to fend off thousands of Barry Switzer groupies
4. "Wanted to shoot me some a' them crazy Russkies from `Air Force
One'"
3. Promoting a new slogan, "NFL action -- it's guntastic!"
2. Wanted to get in the papers, but couldn't find a hooker
1. Cowboys need guns, da** it
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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