U.S. Surprises in 'Air Force One'
10. The President never once drops his pants
9. Head villian killed by an angry, head-butting Janet Reno
8. Ear-biting terrorist played by Mike Tyson
7. At the last second, Harrison Ford is saved by his trusty side-kick,
Chewbacca
6. Our nation's first female Vice President is played by
Richard Simmons
5. Secret "escape pod" drops President safely at Oxford University
4. Oddly, the President's in-flight movie is "Air Force One"
3. President Clinton has brief cameo as "Warren, the a**-grabbing
flight attendant"
2. When held at gunpoint, President blurts out, "Take
Hillary instead!"
1. The terrorists' only demand: Get rid of Newt
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. The President never once drops his pants
9. Head villian killed by an angry, head-butting Janet Reno
8. Ear-biting terrorist played by Mike Tyson
7. At the last second, Harrison Ford is saved by his trusty side-kick,
Chewbacca
6. Our nation's first female Vice President is played by
Richard Simmons
5. Secret "escape pod" drops President safely at Oxford University
4. Oddly, the President's in-flight movie is "Air Force One"
3. President Clinton has brief cameo as "Warren, the a**-grabbing
flight attendant"
2. When held at gunpoint, President blurts out, "Take
Hillary instead!"
1. The terrorists' only demand: Get rid of Newt
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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