Other Changes President Clinton Has Made at the White House
10. Alarm outside bedroom sounds when Hillary is approaching
9. Pillars on front porch replaced by Golden Arches
8. On front lawn, enormous marble statue of Clinton with his
pants around his ankles
7. White House tour now clothing optional
6. New state of the art gym in case Tubby ever gets off his fat a**
5. Sound-proofing to block noise of George Washington spinning
in his grave
4. New passcode: One knock for hookers, two knocks for pizza
3. All furniture now stuffed with shredded Whitewater documents
2. New sign: "If this Oval Office is rockin', don't come knockin'"
1. Hot and cold running gravy
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10. Alarm outside bedroom sounds when Hillary is approaching
9. Pillars on front porch replaced by Golden Arches
8. On front lawn, enormous marble statue of Clinton with his
pants around his ankles
7. White House tour now clothing optional
6. New state of the art gym in case Tubby ever gets off his fat a**
5. Sound-proofing to block noise of George Washington spinning
in his grave
4. New passcode: One knock for hookers, two knocks for pizza
3. All furniture now stuffed with shredded Whitewater documents
2. New sign: "If this Oval Office is rockin', don't come knockin'"
1. Hot and cold running gravy
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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