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From blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com Mon Aug 21 18:30:07 1989
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From: blackje@sungod.crd.ge.com (ody)
Subject: Maladies of age...
Keywords: smirk
Date: 21 Aug 89 23:30:07 GMT
For many years, I've battled with the infamous "Dunlop's Disease" ...
a condition caused by age and lake of proper maintenance in which
your "stomach `done lopped' over your belt."
I had noticed that most women do not suffer from this condition,
many of them accumulating any excess weight on the hips and thighs,
and/or under the belt.
I've recently discovered, however, that some women also suffer from a
malady similar to Dunlop's disease in that it is also caused by age
and lack of maintenance called "Bureau Breakdown" ...
in which your chest falls into your drawers.
