15> "Since marriage to the future King of England is not in your
future, you will settle for a comfortable arrangement with
the newly available King of Pop."
14> "The Macarena craze will re-ignite after you are videotaped
taking lessons naked on a yacht."
13> "An image of you will appear in a magazine, or perhaps a
newspaper, at sometime. A man will be rumored to be your
lover."
12> "You will kick Jaclyn Smith's ass and start your 'Trailer Park
Princess' line of clothes for K-Mart."
11> "Instead of being hounded by British paparazzi and cheap
American tabloids, you will be hounded by Egyptian paparazzi
and cheap Sumerian tabloids."
10> "You will be happier with your new man, since hummus is easier
to regurgitate than roast beef."
9> "After a near death experience, you will shed your worldly
possessions, join Greenpeace, and once again be known as 'The
Princess of Whales.'"
8> "You will lose your lawsuit against AT&T over the 'Princess'
phone."
7> "Using your remaining sovereign authority to fulfill an
adolescent fantasy, you will order Ringo Starr brought to your
chambers covered in chocolate."
6> "A semi-successful career B-films will be yours after the
inevitable Playboy pictorial."
5> "In an effort to mend fences with the Royal Family, you will
beat the snot out of Fergie."
4> "You will become the 6th Spice Girl, 'Ex-Royalty Spice.'"
3> "Well, you won't be the queen, but you may one day *own* a
Speed Queen."
2> "Looks like your boys are gonna have ears like Dumbo."
and the Number 1 Psychic Predictions for Princess Di...
1> "I see a storybook wedding to a prince.
Wait... er, strike that."
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