The Top 16 Signs You Need to Find a New Support Group 16> You start to wonder if other Overeaters Anonymous groups stop their meetings for triple-bacon-cheeseburger breaks.

The Top 16 Signs You Need to Find a New Support Group

16> You start to wonder if other Overeaters Anonymous groups stop
their meetings for triple-bacon-cheeseburger breaks.

15> The name: Promise Breakers

14> "The 'Making Your Marriage Work' seminar is happy to introduce
our guest speaker, Larry King."

13> None of the other sex addicts really understand how tough it
is to run the damn country.

12> The washroom towels at your Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting
all say, "Holiday Inn."

11> "Parents Without Partners" survey: 18 members, 18 beards.

10> Their 12-step program: "Put your right foot in, take your
right foot out, put your right foot in, then you shake it all
about..."

9> Four months and the Nymphomania Group still hasn't recruited
a female member.

8> Your Heart Attack Recovery Group counselor hasn't moved in
three weeks and is starting to smell a little gamey.

7> They've voted to change their name to "Cathie Haters Anonymous."

6> You're host of the upcoming pool party for your Incontinent
Beer-Drinkers Support Group.

5> Instead of Mars & Venus, leader suggests you get in touch with
Uranus.

4> Their idea of 12 Steps involves two six-packs.

3> Counselor greets you with, "Well, if it isn't Princess Pathetic!"

2> Only half an hour into the meeting, and the keg's already dry.


and the Number 1 Sign You Need to Find a New Support Group...


1> Group: Anorexics Anonymous. You: Big chubby guy with an
affinity for cheesecake.

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