A DAY OFF?? So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

A DAY OFF??

So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking
for.

There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks
per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving only
261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up
170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each
day on coffee break that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only
68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have
used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You
normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20
days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your
available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14
days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and
I'll be damned if you're going to take THAT day off!!!

Thanks Janell's Giggle's Humor List http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/9262/index.html