Something To Look Forward To:
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past
100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of
paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is
granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work
or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of
$8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200
months.
Have a nice day,
Payroll Processing
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past
100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of
paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is
granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work
or notify our office and your next pay check will reflect payment of
$8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200
months.
Have a nice day,
Payroll Processing
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