The Top 15 Least Useful Technologies Of The Future 15> ASCII IMAX Theaters 14> ChocoAlchemy -- Converts "Yoo Hoo" To "Nestle's Quik" 13> "Mr.

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The Top 15 Least Useful Technologies of the Future

15> ASCII IMAX theaters

14> ChocoAlchemy -- converts "Yoo Hoo" to "Nestle's Quik"

13> "Mr. Scratchy" Self-Adjusting Cup for Major League
Ballplayers

12> New wraparound 12 TV picture tube engineered for optimal
TNN line-dancing display

11> Pod bay doors

10> The "I Can't Believe It's Not Tofu!" Burrito

9> The Dennis Rodman Mood Wig

8> Appendix transplants

7> The "TeshStop 2000" -- automatically blocks bad new age music.

6> IBM's Deep Woo: Able to write and direct over 200 million
Hong Kong style action movies per second.

5> Underfresh - Gasses passing through become Springtime fresh.

4> Virtual hors d'oeuvres for videoconferences

3> Penile Reduction Surgery

2> Baldwin Goggles -- To identify which Baldwin brother is which


and the Number 1 Least Useful Technology of the Future...


1> The Snot Matrix printer


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