10. Keeps ordering hits on "that bas*^% Al Capone"
9. Had a guy whacked because he thought he was working for Batman
8. To look more like Brando, loads his cheeks full of styrofoam
7. He's the reputed head of the "Gabor Crime Family"
6. Instead of "The Godfather," he prefers to be called "The Fairy
5. At McDonald's, order Big Mac, fries and drink separately instead
of taking advantage of extra value meal
4. Three words: edible pinky ring
3. After you cross him, you wake up the next morning with his head
in your bed
2. He's constantly whacking himself, if you know what I mean
1. His business card reads "mafia boss"
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