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• In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
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• 100 reasons why it's great to be a girl 1. free dinners 2.
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• Having just received a great promotion, John was excited about his new position, new status and new office.
  He was checking through the desk vacated by his predecessor when he came upon a letter, attached to three envelopes, made out to him....
• Try to fix the mistake...never the blame.