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• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks.
• Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
• If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
• Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
• THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
  Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
• Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
• Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
• ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines.
  Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out....