Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
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- 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away,
float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look... - Tis the Season - Swimsuit Time
I have just been through the annual pilgrimage of torture and humiliation
known as buying a bathing costume.
When I was a child in the 1950's, the bathing costume... - Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate
suspiciously... - Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas,
when all through the house Not a creature was stirring... - A nifty, if difficult, practical joke:
This only really works with friends
(preferably the trusting type).
Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever... - JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES
Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran. Q: What were they playing... - Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
If your roommate complains, explain that it is for... - Some Classic Blonde Jokes
1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why...
