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• Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day.
  If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class....
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• How to Change Your Oil... Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.
  2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. Fifteen minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle....
• Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
  Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster your roommates underwear to the stuff....
• Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
• Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
• Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
• Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
• Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.