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• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
  Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks....
• Divide the floor into an 8 X 8 grid. Arrange piles of laundry, books, pizza boxes, etc.
  on the grid and tell your roommate that you've turned the room into a chess game and not to move any of the piles....
• Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
• Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due).
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances.
• Your family tree has no branches.
• Good friends are your CHOSEN family.