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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
• Where are huge tracts of land when you need them?
• I'm very religious -- Orthodox Cynic.
• I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A VASECTOMY? A DRY MARTINEZ.
  ............................................. HOW DO YOU MAKE A BULL SWEAT?...
• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!
• What's a cannibal's favorite religious text? How to Serve Your Fellow Man.