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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
• Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
• The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
  The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle....
• Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.