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• Real programmers aren't.
• Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
• Real programmers don't use flowcharts.]
• Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE!!!
• The Real Programmer At Play Generally, the Real Programmer plays the same way he works -- with computers.
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• Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
• REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe