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  They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....
• Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
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• Q: If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
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• Why is the urban cowboy's mustache all brown and scuzzy?
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• Q: Why don't lawyers lay out at the beach? A: Because cats keep covering them with sand.
• George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
  So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....