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• Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties? A: To keep the foreskins from covering up their faces.
• Why do beach combers never starve at the beach? Because of all the sand-which-is there.
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
  .. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
• Q. Why to lawyers wear neckties? A. To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q: Why are lawyers buried 24 feet deep? A: Because deep down they're nice people.