HOW FAT WAS SHE?????
1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't
think I had enough gas to drive around her.
2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the
numbers change.
3) She was so fat, when she got a shoeshine she had to take
their word for it.
4) She was so fat, when she stood on a corner, a cop would
come along and tell her to break it up.
5) She was so fat, when she'd walk out onto the beach after swimming
in the ocean, three guys from Greenpeace would try to throw
her back in the water.
6) She was so fat, she was named Miss Earthquake of 1986.
7) She was so fat, she was sent over by the USSR to create a food shortage.
8) She was so fat, she can't put more than an inch of water in the bathtub.
9) She was so fat, she had more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
10) She was so fat, when she laid around the house, she laid
AROUND the house.
21) She was so fat, she has her own Zip Code.
22) She was so fat, when she stood on the corner in a blue dress,
people would shove mail in her mouth.
23) She was so fat, if you threw a baseball at her, it would go into orbit.
24) She was so fat, she gave her measurements in "radius" and "degrees".
25) She was so fat, she needed two watches in different time zones.
26) She was so fat, on Halloween she tied a rope to her nose and
went to a party as the Goodyear Blimp.
27) She was so fat, that aside from the Great Wall, she is the
only sign of human life that can be seen from the moon.
28) She was so fat, that even Einstien couldn't describe her
using only four dimensions.
29) She was so fat, she could survive a nuclear winter without refilling.
30) She was so fat, she had her own international date line.
Why did men create booze?
So ugly girls can get lucky too.
1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't
think I had enough gas to drive around her.
2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the
numbers change.
3) She was so fat, when she got a shoeshine she had to take
their word for it.
4) She was so fat, when she stood on a corner, a cop would
come along and tell her to break it up.
5) She was so fat, when she'd walk out onto the beach after swimming
in the ocean, three guys from Greenpeace would try to throw
her back in the water.
6) She was so fat, she was named Miss Earthquake of 1986.
7) She was so fat, she was sent over by the USSR to create a food shortage.
8) She was so fat, she can't put more than an inch of water in the bathtub.
9) She was so fat, she had more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
10) She was so fat, when she laid around the house, she laid
AROUND the house.
21) She was so fat, she has her own Zip Code.
22) She was so fat, when she stood on the corner in a blue dress,
people would shove mail in her mouth.
23) She was so fat, if you threw a baseball at her, it would go into orbit.
24) She was so fat, she gave her measurements in "radius" and "degrees".
25) She was so fat, she needed two watches in different time zones.
26) She was so fat, on Halloween she tied a rope to her nose and
went to a party as the Goodyear Blimp.
27) She was so fat, that aside from the Great Wall, she is the
only sign of human life that can be seen from the moon.
28) She was so fat, that even Einstien couldn't describe her
using only four dimensions.
29) She was so fat, she could survive a nuclear winter without refilling.
30) She was so fat, she had her own international date line.
Why did men create booze?
So ugly girls can get lucky too.
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it's over... - She's so fat that when she sings,
it's over... - picture Rodney D. saying this)
Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet
seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help... - My girlfriend is so fat ("HOW FAT IS SHE?"), that when she sits on my
motorcycle,
you can't hear the engine... - She's so fat,
she's going to collapse into a black hole ..... - She was so fat and ugly that she got on the scale and a card came out
reading,
"One at a time... - Yo Mama is so fat she doesn't have a waist, it's an equator.
Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family... - My Girl Is So Big....
Her clit has a knee.
She took off all her clothes,
lied in bed, spread her legs... I said to myself, "What... - WOMEN'S 50 RULES FOR MEN
1. Call.
2. Don't lie.
3. Never tape any of her body parts together. 4...
