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• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo!...
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
  A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo...
• Q: How do you know when your girlfriend/wife/lover is too fat?
  A: When she keeps her vibrator in the gun rack!...
• HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
  2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• She's so fat that when she sings, it's over.
• picture Rodney D. saying this) Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet seat up!
  I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom....
• Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool.
  But you yourself may serve to show it, Every fool is not a poet....