Two Irishmen Met And One Said To The Other, "Have Ye Seen Mulligan Lately, Pat?

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Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately,
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan,
and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one was neither of us."