- Paddy," asked the barmaid, "what are those two bulges in the front of your
trousers?
"Ah," said Paddy. "They're hand grenades.... - Two Irishmen met in a pub and discussed the illness of a third.
"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die.... - An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train.
- A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and
address?
"I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.... - Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled
Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick.... - The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed
They
ran out of scaffolding.... - O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running
down his leg.
"Please, God," he implo... - Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker for forging the Irishman's
signature on a hot cross bun.
...... - What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?
Third grade.
- Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately,
Pat?
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?...
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