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Ethnic - Irish
- Two Irishmen met in a pub and discussed the illness of a third.
"Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to...
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by...
- A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first,
"What's your name and
address?"
"I'm Paddy O'Day...
- Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled:
"Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick...
- The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort,
but it failed: They
ran out of scaffolding...
- O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running...
- Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker
for forging the Irishman's
signature on a hot cross...
- What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?
Third grade...
- Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately,
Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
...
- How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch...
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