|
|
|
|
Ethnic - Irish
- Paddy," asked the barmaid, "what are those two bulges in the front of your
trousers
Ah," said Paddy. "They're hand grenades. Next time...
- Two Irishmen met in a pub and discussed the illness of a third
Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to...
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by...
- A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first
What's your name and
address?"
"I'm Paddy O'Day...
- Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled
Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick...
- The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort
but it failed: They
ran out of scaffolding...
- O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running...
- Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker
for forging the Irishman's
signature on a hot cross...
- What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life
Third grade...
- Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately
Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
