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• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A two-ton pickup.
• Q: How do you get down from an elephant? A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
• What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? Free parking.
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• What do you get if you take an elephant into work? Sole use of the elevator.