These Words Are Lovely Dark And Deep But I've Got Promises To Keep And Miles To Go Before I Sleep So Leave A Message At The Beep.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message at the beep.
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape....
And many MILES to go before I sleep.
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
To the tune of "Heartbreak Hotel" with appropriate instrumental accompaniment) I just left home baby I'll be out fer a spell and if you don't leave a message baby you can go to &l
A middle aged buisnessman goes to see his physician.
"Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore....
I hate these machines, as much as you. But try as we might, the cats just won't do.
The scratches they cause, Holding the phone with their paws, Only leave us feeling lonely and blue....